JASP MUNDIE types away at a LAPTOP in the LAND OF LOVE AND SUNSHINE


gladlyGranted [GG] began reaching corvidCorrode [CC] at 10:22 AM

GG: Wow, you've really been building this tower up good! Great work, Jiro!
GG: When I link up with TT I'll surely have a hard time doing this to the standard of quality you've displayed here!
CC: mhm
CC: out of grist though
CC: get more of that
GG: Roger dodger!
GG: Although, while we're in this conversational region...
GG: After we build up to the gate up there, and I go through... what, exactly, do I do out there?
CC: idk
CC: ask your dad about it
GG: Right!! My recently-revived Dad! Of course, I love any chance I get to catch up with that guy. It's really nice. I should be glad I get this opportunity and make the most of it!
CC: ok
GG: Yeah!!
CC: so go do it
GG: Hey can I ask, and this is a genuine query I'm not questioning your judgement here, but was there a particular reason you prototyped my Dad?
GG: Like, of all things, you know?
CC: idk its just how the game works
CC: i wasnt really trying to
GG: Aaaaand... if I want to progress, I definitely gotta talk to him?
CC: look
CC: there was exactly one guide online that got this far
CC: were following that
CC: it says talking to the sprite is non optional
GG: One? That's not a very large sample size.
GG: How sure are you that the information in this guide is entirely reliable?
CC: really
GG: It's entirely possible -- plausible, even -- that whoever played this game before us committed several mistakes!
CC: jasp i don't have time to argue this i gotta relocate again
CC: this flood is getting bad
GG: Oh no!! That's rough.
GG: Hey! You should ask for help from the girls!
CC: its fine
GG: Now, now, Jiro, you shouldn't turn down perfectly good assistance when it's available!
GG: It's better to do the hard work of asking than to languish on your own!
CC: i guess
GG: I know if I lived with a bunch of cute girls like you do, I wouldn't be turning down any opportunities to hang out with them, hehe!!!
CC: yeah ill bet
CC: ok really gotta go now
GG: That's alright!! Nnix is messaging me anyway.
GG: Seeeya laterrr!!!

gladlyGranted [GG] ceased reaching corvidCorrode [CC] at 10:25 AM



archAngelic [AA] began reaching gladlyGranted [GG] at 10:25 AM

AA: SAWBLADES
AA: AWESOME
AA: THAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER










Lum says:
Late April Fools! Or, rather, happy homestuck day. If this page is completely incomprehensible to you then be grateful for your ignorance and seek not the ancient texts. That way only madness lies.

The actual update's been delayed to the 22nd of April (or the 21st, depending on timezone). See you then!

Also, thanks to Benedict Ide for gif-ing that panel up there. Adds to the vibe, don'tcha think?