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Hey hey! Mysterious cloaked figure! |
You look you need yourself a taste of our famous jelly noodles, am I right?
C'mon, now, don't be a stranger! Get in here! |
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| Spare me the small talk |
| I stick out that much? I thought I was being subtle... |
→ | May as well |
| Hope Sunny likes noodles. I'm on dinner duty tonight anyway so tough luck if she doesn't. |
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Whoa, wait a second... you're a human! |
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| I'm caught already. Whoop de doo. |
| How would she handle this situation... |
→ | Yeah, I'm a refugee from "Earth". Part of some big resettlement project. Very official. |
| I'm done. It's over. They're going to cart me back to the labs and put me back in one of those cages. |
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Ugh. They're letting vassal species live on the homeworld now? |
Well it's not exactly like he can live on Earth. |
Don't listen to that guy, Fuzzy, he's just a cloacahead.
Crying shame what happened to your planet. I'm glad some of youse made it through. |
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→ | Best we can ask for. |
| I'm lying about being from there but yeah I also hope they're not all dead |
| "Fuzzy"? |
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Whatever. I blame Ploupop for that mess. Worst High Consul we've ever had.
Backwater like Earth, we shoulda had 'em eating out of our crops within the cycle. How do you screw that up? |
You think you coulda done better!? Whole planet a' Cliff Masons, no wonder he had trouble.
And that was before they got ahold of our tech.
Only a matter of time before they started building planet crackers... Scary stuff, that is, scary stuff. Really is a shame we had to blow 'em up... |
I'm not weepin' over it. Damn mammals... |
Well you oughta be!
All that culture, gone. What a waste.
Maybe in a better world, we coulda brought 'em under our wing without everything getting so screwed up. |
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→ | Are those really the only options? Conquest or annihilation? |
| Did you two forget I'm sitting right here |
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We're way off track here, ahaheh...!
So, Fuzzy, anything caught your eye? |
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| Yeah I can't read any of this |
→ | What do you recommend? |
| I've lost my appetite |
| Surprise me |
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Well... since you're asking me... |
Get the billicheef. Only thing here worth a damn. |
Helix, for a first timer?
Nah, Fuzzy, you want that ustoknot noodle, everyone loves that. |
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| Get me the ustoknot |
| I'll take the billicheef |
→ | One of both, thanks. And make that to go. |
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| It's a human thing. |
→ | No. Feeding a friend. |
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