Sunny
* Hey, um. Mate.
* ...Jiro, right?

Sunny and Jiro sit grimly around a block of marble. Jiro is still despondent, Sunny looks somber and reflective.

Sunny
* I get that you're, uh, goin' through it pretty bad right now. But...
* I got all the physical capabilities of a slightly pudgy retail worker, aaaand, judging by the look of this place...
* I'm basically straight fucked unless you can lend me a little aid.

—Jiro—
...
Go away
I'm the reason we're down here. It'll happen again.

Sunny
* Aw come on, mate. You can't be blaming yourself for this.
* You barely did shit.

Sunny
* If this whole mess is anyone's fault...
* It's...

Sunny is MAD!

Sunny
* THAT FUCKIN' GODDESS

She slumps back again, looking sheepish now... Jiro turns and looks back at her out the side of his eye.

Sunny
* Aaaand I guess maybe I had some part in it as well...
* But, y'know.
* You get the drift.

—Jiro—
...
I can't help you anyway
You don't want my help
I don't want to help anymore

Sunny
* Bullshit, you're the main guy!
* You've gotta have some kind of anime boy powers! Right???

—Jiro—
...
Can you please just stop talking to me
I don't have any power of my own. I can only gift power to others, depending on how much Love they have for me.
Don't make me explain this again. Please.

Sunny
* What, so your powers are entirely fuckin' dependent on how much other people like you?



Sunny
* That's fucked up!


Jiro suddenly jumps back to life, driven by the energy of a thousand tiny frustrations.

—Jiro—
Isn't it though!!?!?

Sunny
* Like what the fuck, who's idea was that!?
* They trying to give you some kinda complex?!

—Jiro—
And they act like I should be grateful! Like the responsibility they pile on me is for my sake!?

Sunny
* Oh, of COURSE they fuckin' do!
* They'll help you to fuckin' death, that lot!

—Jiro—
Gah, YES! And they are always THERE. I cannot get away from them!

Sunny
* Needy pricks!

—Jiro—
I can't use the BATHS without someone walking in on me!

Sunny
* Augh!! Festy!
* Haven't they heard of a fuckin' lock!?

—Jiro—
Haven't they heard of DOORS!? GODS!


Sunny gets up with renewed vigour. She limbers up, stretching an arm over her head.

Sunny
* Orright, mate, how about this.
* You help me extricate myself from this situation, I'll help you out of yours back home.
* And I promise I won't cause any rainstorms this time, aheh...

Sunny
* I mean, we probably are just straight fucked here anyway, but maybe if we stick our heads together we can puzzle something out. Whaddaya say?

She extends a hand to Jiro. Jiro looks up at it with an uneasy half smile.

—Jiro—
...
You really don't know what you're agreeing to
Your funeral, lizard girl
I guess we can't get any more doomed than we already are
Alright. Why not.

Jiro accepts Sunny's hand. A soft golden glow emerges where their hands touch!









LOVE WARRIOR UNLOCKED: SUNNY! She has 1 heart of her love meter filled. Her element is Sun.









Sunny stares wildly at her now-glowing hands. Jiro looks a little surprised as well.

Sunny
* Oh?
* Ohhhh...
* Oh, FUCK YEAH.