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* Hey, um. Mate.
* ...Jiro, right? |
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* I get that you're, uh, goin' through it pretty bad right now. But...
* I got all the physical capabilities of a slightly pudgy retail worker, aaaand, judging by the look of this place...
* I'm basically straight fucked unless you can lend me a little aid. |
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| Go away |
→ | I'm the reason we're down here. It'll happen again. |
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* Aw come on, mate. You can't be blaming yourself for this.
* You barely did shit. |
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* If this whole mess is anyone's fault...
* It's... |
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* Aaaand I guess maybe I had some part in it as well...
* But, y'know.
* You get the drift. |
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→ | I can't help you anyway |
| You don't want my help |
| I don't want to help anymore |
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* Bullshit, you're the main guy!
* You've gotta have some kind of anime boy powers! Right??? |
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| Can you please just stop talking to me |
→ | I don't have any power of my own. I can only gift power to others, depending on how much Love they have for me. |
| Don't make me explain this again. Please. |
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* What, so your powers are entirely fuckin' dependent on how much other people like you? |
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* Like what the fuck, who's idea was that!?
* They trying to give you some kinda complex?! |
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And they act like I should be grateful! Like the responsibility they pile on me is for my sake!?
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* Oh, of COURSE they fuckin' do!
* They'll help you to fuckin' death, that lot! |
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Gah, YES! And they are always THERE. I cannot get away from them!
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I can't use the BATHS without someone walking in on me!
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* Augh!! Festy!
* Haven't they heard of a fuckin' lock!? |
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Haven't they heard of DOORS!? GODS!
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* Orright, mate, how about this.
* You help me extricate myself from this situation, I'll help you out of yours back home.
* And I promise I won't cause any rainstorms this time, aheh... |
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* I mean, we probably are just straight fucked here anyway, but maybe if we stick our heads together we can puzzle something out. Whaddaya say? |
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| You really don't know what you're agreeing to |
| Your funeral, lizard girl |
| I guess we can't get any more doomed than we already are |
→ | Alright. Why not. |
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* Oh?
* Ohhhh...
* Oh, FUCK YEAH. |
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