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| * It heads to, what, Fiji? |
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* No, it's... it's Hollidae!
* The island from the game I've been playing recently! Love Bomb?
* It's that anime-style one, I think I told you about it a couple weeks back. The RPG.
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* Aw yeh, I half-remember that.
* Or maybe two-fifths.
* Was that any good, by the way? |
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* Well, I like it. It's not for everyone, y'know, but I get a lot of joy out of it.
* BUT ANYWAY
* It's just... there now!! Through that door!!! It's where that elf came from! |
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* You bought one a those haunted fuckin' game cartriges didn't you?
* Got caught in some Herobrine shit? |
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* I... I guess?
* I can't think of any explanation for this besides some kind of haunting. And yet... |
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| * ...I've never heard of a ghost doing something like this before... |
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* Great, so it's totally unprecedented.
* That's a good fuckin' omen... |
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| * So. What's the plan? How we getting your old man back? |
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* You're going to help?
* I thought you didn't like my dad. |
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| * I don't like your dad, Jazza. Doesn't mean I want him stuck in a fuckin' bocce ball for all eternity. |
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* ...Okay! Then the plan is pretty simple, right?
* There's gotta be a bunch of elf girls in there, just like Casandra.
* And from what we saw of her, she's acting just like she did in the game, so she's not, like, being controlled by the haunting or something. |
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| * So... we just gotta get in there and debate my Dad back. |
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* Now you're talkin' my language!
* Those willowy little twits won't last five seconds against the undefeated champions of the New South Wales debating league!
* Let's go round up Moonsy, ay? Get the whole gang together! |
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| * Ahhaaa... actually, you're gonna have to go in on your own. |
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* Look, look, listen. The way the island works is, there's only one boy on there, right? It's Jiro. Just him.
* Everyone else on the island is a girl. And all the girls, like, compete for his affections... |
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| * Jazza did I ever tell you you have dogshit taste |
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| * If, if I go in there, I'm a boy, it's-- it's not gonna work! I'll be, like, an invasive species there, we'll upend the whole dynamic--! |
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* Are you shitting me?
* You want me to walk straight into the plot of a mid-tier reddit creepypasta by myself!? |
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| * Sunny, you have to trust me, I can't join you. I'd-- just being there would complicate things so much-- I won't belong there, it'll ruin the whole thing, I'll stick out so much-- |
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| * Oh hey guys... what's up? |
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| * We need you to make me a girl! |
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