Sunny * It heads to, what, Fiji? Jasper * No, it's... it's Hollidae! * The island from the game I've been playing recently! Love Bomb? * It's that anime-style one, I think I told you about it a couple weeks back. The RPG. Sunny * Aw yeh, I half-remember that. * Or maybe two-fifths. * Was that any good, by the way? Jasper * Well, I like it. It's not for everyone, y'know, but I get a lot of joy out of it. * BUT ANYWAY * It's just... there now!! Through that door!!! It's where that elf came from! Sunny * You bought one a those haunted fuckin' game cartriges didn't you? * Got caught in some Herobrine shit? Jasper * I... I guess? * I can't think of any explanation for this besides some kind of haunting. And yet... Jasper * ...I've never heard of a ghost doing something like this before... Sunny * Great, so it's totally unprecedented. * That's a good fuckin' omen... Sunny * So. What's the plan? How we getting your old man back? Jasper * You're going to help? * I thought you didn't like my dad. Sunny * I don't like your dad, Jazza. Doesn't mean I want him stuck in a fuckin' bocce ball for all eternity. Jasper * ...Okay! Then the plan is pretty simple, right? * There's gotta be a bunch of elf girls in there, just like Casandra. * And from what we saw of her, she's acting just like she did in the game, so she's not, like, being controlled by the haunting or something. Jasper * So... we just gotta get in there and debate my Dad back. Sunny * Now you're talkin' my language! * Those willowy little twits won't last five seconds against the undefeated champions of the New South Wales debating league! * Let's go round up Moonsy, ay? Get the whole gang together! Jasper * Ahhaaa... actually, you're gonna have to go in on your own. Sunny * What. Jasper * Look, look, listen. The way the island works is, there's only one boy on there, right? It's Jiro. Just him. * Everyone else on the island is a girl. And all the girls, like, compete for his affections... Sunny * Jazza did I ever tell you you have dogshit taste Jasper * The point is-- Jasper * If, if I go in there, I'm a boy, it's-- it's not gonna work! I'll be, like, an invasive species there, we'll upend the whole dynamic--! Sunny * Are you shitting me? * You want me to walk straight into the plot of a mid-tier reddit creepypasta by myself!? Jasper * Sunny, you have to trust me, I can't join you. I'd-- just being there would complicate things so much-- I won't belong there, it'll ruin the whole thing, I'll stick out so much-- Jasper * Unless--! Sitara * Oh hey guys... what's up? Jasper * Sitara!!! Jasper * We need you to make me a girl!