Jasper and Sitara are lying down on the floor of her room. Jasper looks at the ceiling, Sitara looks at Jasper.

Jasper
* ...and Sunny always tells me that my Dad's being "a moderate to major cunt" with all the ghost business, but honestly?
* Even without him I'd still be doing it. It's important work!

Sitara
* I'm sure it is...

Jasper
* Not just in the abstract sense, either.
* These ghosts are tortured souls! Putting them to rest isn't just about getting rid of them.
* I'm making them happy! That can only be good.

Sitara
* I... don't know about that.

Jasper
* What do you mean?
* It can be bad to make people happy?

Sitara
* Ah... sometimes, I think so.

Jasper
* Hm... I dunno about that, Sitara.
* In fact, I respectfully disagree!

Jasper sits up confidently. Sitara is flustered and confused!



Jasper
* When evaluating the utility of any given behaviour, we first have to consider what our terminal values are.

Sitara
* What

Jasper
* To call something "good" requires an evaluation of what "good" is-- and in this case, I would define "good" as something that reduces the amount of suffering in the world!

Jasper
* In that sense, it becomes almost tautologically true-- to make someone happy is, in a sense, the purest form of good that a person is capable of!

Sitara
* I think there's more to it than that?
* Sometimes someone can't be made happy, or...

Jasper
* I don't agree with that!
* I believe everyone deserves a full effort towards the betterment of their wellbeing! We can't abandon those with the harshest burdens just because the path to resolving them seems too great a task!

Sitara
* No, wait, I said that wrong, ah, ahhhh...

Jasper
* Besides, even in the case of my own wellbeing, that just brings me to my second point!
* Which is that bringing joy to others brings joy to me too!

Sitara
* Wait... you're in debate mode, aren't you!

Jasper
* I think of it as more of an exchange of ideas! The act of constructive communication is itself an act which brings joy to its participants--

Sitara
* Ahhhh fine, fine! You win!



Jasper sits with cheerful bluster. Sitara looks off to the side.

Jasper
* Well!
* I'm glad we could reach a point of agreement on--

Sitara
* Jasper... you know I wasn't on the debate team like your other friends...
* I'm not good with that sort of thing, like you guys are.

Jasper
* What do you mean?

Sitara
* ...Never mind.
* Do you want to do something today?
* Besides sit around on the floor.

Jasper
* Oh, right. I dunno.
* Watch some anime, maybe?

Sitara
* Ah!! Good idea!

Sitara
* There's one I've just started, Starbolt Kana, and it's really good so far...

Jasper
* Fuck yeah! Put it on, let's see--

Rex pops in through a wall, scaring the bajeezus out of Jasper.

Rex
* HEY MATE

Jasper
* JESUS

Rex chats to Jasper, who is shocked and saddened at the news.

Rex
* Great news!
* I've found another restless spirit for us to arrest, so we are back on track for the rest of today!

Jasper
* What!!?? But you said--

Rex
* No time to sort out the details, mate, we oughta get in before that other exorcist sneaks in under us!
* Let's get ourselves moving, prontosaurus!

Jasper heads for the door, mournfully.

Sitara
* Jasper?

Jasper
* ...
* I have to go...