Jasper * Hey hey hey, Sunny!! * Guess who just got a whole day off~? Sunny * Oh. Jasper. * Is this like the last time you "had a day off", and then I almost got my shit mashed into breakfast by a 1970's era station wagon? Jasper * Awww come on, Sunny, I swear I had that under control-- Sunny * Oh, fuckin' did you-- Jasper * But! I apologise for putting you in danger. * You were right-- I was wrong. Sunny * Hmmmmmn... Jasper * Anyway, I promise this time it's a for realsies day off. * Swear on my dead dad's grave! Sunny * Wish you'd swear at your dead dad a little more, but... fuck it. * I'll take it. Sunny * So, what, you chuck a sickie or what? * I'm guessing tellin' the old man to get fucked outright is a little beyond ya still. Jasper * You know what, Sunny? * ...that's just what I did! * I walked right up to him this morning, and I just let loose. I said to him: * "Please give me a day off" Sunny * Well well, big dick, get a load a you! * Maybe next time you won't even say "please" and "thank you", ya fuckin' weapon! Jasper * Haha, well, it's like you said. * That's a little beyond me still, right~? Sunny * One of these days, Jazza, we'll unclench the iron grip that man has round your balls. * But, fuck, baby steps. Congrats on clawing a few pubes back at least. Rhys * Hey, Sunny, I'm gonna need you to-- Sunny * DEALING WITH A CUSTOMER RIGHT NOW, RHYSY! Sunny * I should prolly get back to the grind. * My manager's up in my shit like he's checkin' me for colon cancer. Rhys * I'm not that bad! Sunny * See what I mean? Jasper * Awww, alright. * I guess I'll just go hang out with... Jasper * Moon-Soo! Moon-Soo * oh, hey jasper. Clip * Jasper's here? Jasper's here! Yo!!!! * Moon-Soo was just telling me all about how you obliterated a ghost yesterday. Jasper * Haha, I didn't obliterate the guy! * I just talked to him a little. Gave him the peace of mind he needed to move on, y'know? Clip * That's still cool I think! Moon-Soo * what did you say to him? * i missed the details. was distracted by all the poltergeisting. * also i can't see or hear ghosts. Jasper * WELL! Jasper * See, ghosts only cling to the mortal plane if they have some kind of great regret or desire keeping them here, right? Clip * I follow, I follow! Jasper * This guy's regret was that his life's work never amounted to anything... * So I told him about how his factory's success was what made this town what it is today! Clip * Yoooooo!! That's cool! Moon-Soo * is that true? Jasper * Huh? Moon-Soo * the factory being a success. * i literally didn't know it was there until yesterday. Jasper * Ahhhh, Moon-Soo... * It doesn't matter if it's true, does it? * Made him happy either way. Jasper * So, what are you two up to? Moon-Soo * watching a movie... Clip * Oh oh! You wanna join us? * You can sit awkwardly on the edge of the couch while we make out! Jasper * Appreciate the offer, Clip, but I think I'll decline that one! Clip * Your loss. Jasper * No worries, I'll just go and hang out with... Jasper * I do have other friends, right